The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: my love has got no money, he's got his stronmg beliefs.
The Misheard: My love has got no money, he's got his dungarees
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Real Lyric: In your head, in your head. Zombie, Zombie, Zombie.
The Misheard: In my hair, in my hair, stop it, stop it, stop it.
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Real Lyric: Me and Cinderella, we put it all together.
The Misheard: The incinerator, we put it on together.
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Real Lyric: Sing a new song chiquitita
The Misheard: Sing and use some chicken tikka
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Real Lyric: Hit me with your best shot
The Misheard: Hit me with your wet snot
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Real Lyric: Strangers in the night Exchanging glances Wondering in the night What were the chances
The Misheard: Strangers in the night Exchanging clothing Strangers in my pants Without me knowing
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Real Lyric: I'm only a man in a funny red sheet
The Misheard: I'm only a man and I've fallen with sheep
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise
The Misheard: There's a bathroom on the right.
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Real Lyric: little deuce coupe
The Misheard: little loose tooth
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Real Lyric: Body and feet I stain my sheets, I don't even know why.
The Misheard: I eat beets, I stain my sheets, I don't even know why.
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