The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner, don't carry me too far away.
The Misheard: Big ol' Jeffery the Rhino, don't carry me to the play.
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Real Lyric: Sweet Dreams are made of these Who am I to disagree
The Misheard: Sweet Dreams are made of these Who had a mind to disagree
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Real Lyric: She's a brick---houuuse
The Misheard: She's a b**th---owwww
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Real Lyric: i like smoke and lightning
The Misheard: i like smoking lightning
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Real Lyric: Big girls donīt cry
The Misheard: Big girls - small price
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Real Lyric: Sure as Kilamanjaro rises like Olympus above the serengeti
The Misheard: Sure as Kilamanjaro rises like an empress above the serengeti
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Real Lyric: so be it threaten no more to secure peace is to prepare for war
The Misheard: Soviet fret no more just to glue pieces to prepare for war
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Real Lyric: Why can't we not stay sober?
The Misheard: Why can't we knock things over?
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Real Lyric: The land lord say your rent is late He may have to litigate Don't worry, be happy
The Misheard: The land lord say your rent is late He may have to lift the gate Don't worry, be happy
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Real Lyric: He drinks a whisky drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sings the songs that remind him Of the good times He sings the songs that remind him Of the better times
The Misheard: He has a wimpy drink He has a smaller drink He has a larger drink He has a marger drink He sings song that remind him of the fast times He sings songs that remind him of the slower times
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