The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
The Misheard: I ate the shopper's stool in the shed.
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share This lonely view
The Misheard: With the birds in the shed it's a lonely view
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Real Lyric: What did we ever do to these guys, that'd make them so VIOLENT
The Misheard: What did we ever do to these guys, that'd make 'um INSULT HOW YOU LOOK
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Real Lyric: We belong to you and me
The Misheard: we belong to human beings
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Real Lyric: Every time I look around
The Misheard: Every time I use the phone
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Real Lyric: I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
The Misheard: I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect guy is Torn
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water, the fire in the sky
The Misheard: Slow talkin' walter, the fire engine guy
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Real Lyric: im all shook up
The Misheard: a mushy cup
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Real Lyric: Feel the thorn twist in your side
The Misheard: Feel the phone twist in you side
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Real Lyric: Pour Some Sugar on Me
The Misheard: Put Some Shoes on Me
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