The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 1981 thru 1990 of 54136
Real Lyric: "Won't you come out to play in your empty garden..."
The Misheard: "Won't you come out to play in your ANTIQUE garden..?"
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Real Lyric: The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clapping
The Misheard: The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get the clap and then
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Real Lyric: So why don't you just stretch. Stretch for a sec. Lay by the fire so I can catch a quick rest.
The Misheard: So why don't you just stretch. Stretch for sex. Play around the bottom so I can have a quick wreck.
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Real Lyric: Yeah somebody got to tell me
The Misheard: Yeah somebody f**king tell me
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Real Lyric: What's that crap, papa know it all.
The Misheard: What's that crap of a new guitar.
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Real Lyric: Someone's talkin' junk.
The Misheard: Someone's f**kin' junk.
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Real Lyric: Donuts shop, sure 'nuff I got props from the kids on the hill.
The Misheard: Donuts shop, shut the f**k up right from the kids on the hill.
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Real Lyric: Don't want no short d**k man
The Misheard: Don't want no shored**k man
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Real Lyric: Believe we will keep this love alive
The Misheard: Believe we will keep the sperm alive
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Real Lyric: I exalt thee, I exalt thee, I exalt the, oh lord
The Misheard: I am salty, I am salty, I am salty oh lord
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