The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dream of Californication
The Misheard: Premature ejaculation
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Real Lyric: He used to be a man with a stick in his hand.
The Misheard: Well I will go down with a s**t And I won't cut my eyes up and surrender and i will go down with a shout
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet.
The Misheard: I got my head checked, and then some more checked.
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Real Lyric: Each morning I get up I die a little Can barely stand on my feet Take a look in the mirror and cry Lord what are you doing to me
The Misheard: Each morning I get out my diary Can barely stand on my feet Take a look in the mirror and cry Just like watching Benny Hill
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Real Lyric: Bought a mansion, forget the price
The Misheard: Bought a mansion, mortgaged it twice
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Real Lyric: Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care
The Misheard: Jimmy crapped corn and I don't care
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Real Lyric: 'cause living with me must have damn near killed you
The Misheard: 'cause Little Women must have damn near killed you
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Real Lyric: Inside my shell I wait and bleed
The Misheard: Inside I sit and play tamborine
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Real Lyric: Two American Kids Growin' up in the Heart Land
The Misheard: Two American Kids Growin' up in JAPAN
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Real Lyric: Break my lease, so i can move
The Misheard: Break my knees, so i can't move,
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