The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 1971 thru 1980 of 54136
Real Lyric: I want somebody to share Share the rest of my life Share my innermost thoughts Know my intimate details
The Misheard: I want somebody to share Share the rest of my life Share my innermost thoughts AND ALL MY INTERNET details
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Real Lyric: "We know a place where no ships go."
The Misheard: "We know a place where no s**ts go."
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Real Lyric: Ev'rybody's talking about Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, Tagism
The Misheard: Ev'rybody's talking about Dragons, Dragons, Dragons, Dragons, Dragons, Dragons
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Real Lyric: When the east is in the house
The Misheard: When Malik is in the house
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Real Lyric: Oh simple things where have you gone
The Misheard: Oh sympathy where have you gone
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Real Lyric: Sapphire and faded jeans, I hope you get your dreams
The Misheard: Sci-fi invaders, please, I hope you get grilled cheese
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Real Lyric: Somebody tell me I'm not alone
The Misheard: Soon, puppies tell me you're not alone
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Real Lyric: You pick me up and play me...
The Misheard: You pick me up and fight me...
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Real Lyric: Pants saggin' with my gun in my draws
The Misheard: Pants saggin' with my d**k in my draws
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Real Lyric: adventures like cars we would ride
The Misheard: adventures that Cosby would write
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