The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Takin Care of Business
The Misheard: Takin Carol Fishin
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Real Lyric: shes got electric boots a mohair suit
The Misheard: shes got electric boobs a mohawk too
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Real Lyric: Get a piece of pie my daddy never had
The Misheard: Get a piece of mama daddy never had
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Real Lyric: More than a woman, more than a woman to me
The Misheard: bald-headed woman, bald-headed woman to me
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Real Lyric: There goes my baby There goes my heart There gone forever, so far apart
The Misheard: There goes my baby There goes my heart There gone forever, so au revoir
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Real Lyric: Keep on with the Force (Don't Stop) Don't Stop til you get enough
The Misheard: PICK UP AT THE BUS STOP DONT STOP TIL YOU GET ENOUGH
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Real Lyric: Nothing but pennies in my pocket, Nothing but faith to keep me warm, But then I'd be lost without it. Tell me, how much for your love?
The Misheard: Ten white candies in my pocket, All that I've got to keep me warm, dadadada be warm without em, tell me, how much for that dove?
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Real Lyric: untouched sheets of clay were laid spread out before me as her body once did..
The Misheard: The children fail to see the penguin s**t in my eyes
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Real Lyric: number 47 said to number 3 your'e the cutest jailbird i ever did see, i'd sure be delighted in your company...
The Misheard: number 47 said to to number 3 your'e the cutest jailbird i ever did see, i'd sure be delighted when you're humping me...
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Real Lyric: Shout! Shout! These are the things I can dream about.
The Misheard: Shout! Shout! Bees are the things I can dream about.
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