The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I took her out, it was a Friday night. I wore cologne, to get the feeling right. We started makin out, and she took off my pants, and then I turned on the TV..
The Misheard: I took her out it, was a Friday Night. I woke alone, to get the feeling right. We started makin out, and she took off her pants, but then I turned on MTV..
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Real Lyric: Get up and get your grime all out of here
The Misheard: Get up and get your grandma out of here
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Real Lyric: "can't touch this"
The Misheard: "My mom says"
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer, count the headlights on the highway, lay me down in sheets of linen, you've had a busy day today
The Misheard: Hold me closer china dancer Count the headlice on the highway Lay me down in sheets of lemon You had to be so day to day.
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Real Lyric: Load up on guns, bring your friends Its fun to lose, and to pretend She's over bored, and self assured Oh no, I know a dirty word Hello, hello,hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello,hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello... With the lights out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid, and contagious Here, we are now, entertain us A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido Yeah!
The Misheard: Loading up puns, with your friends, Its fun to choose and to be bent, She's over board, she sent assured oh no, nee no nee dirty word Yellow, yellow, yellow, brown cow? Yellow, yellow, yellow, brown cow? Yellow, yellow, yellow, brown cow? yellow,
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Real Lyric: Yo, I'l tell you what I want what I really really want
The Misheard: Yo, I'll get you with my wand with my billy billy wand
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Real Lyric: SLAM IT IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULA
The Misheard: SLAM IT IN THE BACK OF MY JAGGED A**
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Real Lyric: Too late, my time has come
The Misheard: Shoelace! My time has come
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Real Lyric: that deaf dumb and blind kid, sure plays some mean pinball
The Misheard: that deaf dumb and black kid, sure plays some mean pinball
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Real Lyric: More than a woman.
The Misheard: Bald headed woman.
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