The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's a brimfull of asha in the 45
The Misheard: Dean put a rasher on the 45
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Real Lyric: You are pulled from the wreckage of your silent revelrie.
The Misheard: You appall from the wreckage on your silent referee.
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Doodle like a lady
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Real Lyric: Paperback writer
The Misheard: Pay for that Chrysler
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Real Lyric: It's just another manic monday
The Misheard: It's just another man in monday
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Real Lyric: Ambition makes you look pretty ugly
The Misheard: Fashion makes you look pretty ugly
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Real Lyric: I'm every woman
The Misheard: I'm hairy woman
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Real Lyric: Hey you, what do you see? Something beautiful, something free? Hey you, are you trying to be mean? if you live with apes man, it's hard to be clean
The Misheard: Hey you, what do you see? Something beautiful or something freak? Hey you, why you try to be mean? You love the cakes and it's hard to be gleam.
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Real Lyric: You've got your problems I've got my ass wide You've got your big G's I've got my hash pipe
The Misheard: You've got your problems I've got my house wine You've got your big cheese I've got my hash pipe
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Real Lyric: oh say can you see by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed, at the twilight's last gleaming. whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the parilous fight, o'er the ram parts we watched, were so galantly streaming. and the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave, o'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
The Misheard: Jose Canseco, by the dawn's early light, could so proudly be seen with mark maguire at the oakland A's stadium, through the tight wight pants fight, where the balls that we watched were so galantly streaming. with their Sosa-like glare, as they flew thro
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