The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 1941 thru 1950 of 54136
Real Lyric: Singing along, the arsonist choir
The Misheard: Singing along, the awesomest cry out.
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Real Lyric: You were waiting there, swimming through apologies.
The Misheard: You were waiting there, swimming through a pile of cheese.
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Real Lyric: I'd really love to break your heart!
The Misheard: I'd really love to break your arm!
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Real Lyric: My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
The Misheard: My shadow ark's the only thing that's bleeding
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Real Lyric: All the single ladies
The Misheard: Aime la ciboulette ! (like the chive)
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Real Lyric: "Oh don't you dare look back. Just keep your eyes on me." I said, "You're holding back, " She said, "Shut up and dance with me!" This woman is my destiny She said, "Ooh-ooh-hoo, Shut up and dance with me."
The Misheard: Oh in the dead of night. You got your eyes on me. I said, "you're old enough". I said "shut up and dance with me!"
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Real Lyric: "Just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles to fall down at your door."
The Misheard: "Just to be the man who walks at those and mails them for the latch-year door"
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Real Lyric: My heart is full of love and desire for you
The Misheard: My heart is full of love and double-u's
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Real Lyric: The Chorus: And it's love you bring No, that I can't deny And with your wings I can learn to fly Sweet young thing
The Misheard: And it's love you bring Novaric and denied
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Real Lyric: Oh, who's to blame, that girl's just insane !
The Misheard: Oh Lucy Blaine ! That girl just can't sing !
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