The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: There's an old man sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin.
The Misheard: There's an old man sitting next to me making love to his tiny cat Jim.
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Real Lyric: we're going to a party
The Misheard: we're going to the potty
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Real Lyric: I'm like a bird
The Misheard: hung like a bird
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Real Lyric: eying little girls with bad intent
The Misheard: five little girls with satin tents
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Real Lyric: Let the bible belt come and save my soul
The Misheard: let the bottle belch come and save my soul
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Real Lyric: Me and Cinderella, put it all together
The Misheard: the incinerator, put it all together
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Real Lyric: i shot the sheriff
The Misheard: i shop for sharon
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Real Lyric: They headed down to, ooh, old El Paso That's where they ran into a great big hassle
The Misheard: They headed down to woooh old El Paso That's where they ran into a great big asshole
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Real Lyric: Just a come on from the whores on Seventh Avenue
The Misheard: Just to come home from the war-zone on Seventh Avenue
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: They paid paradise to put up a parking lot
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