The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I bought a lion then I turned it to a rug.
The Misheard: I bought a lion then I turned into a rug.
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Real Lyric: His rocket makes you shout "hooray!" Bing Bong! Bing Bong!
The Misheard: His rump's so big, you'd shout "hooray!" Bing Bong! Bing Bong!
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Real Lyric: When I wanted you to share my life, I had no doubt in my mind.
The Misheard: When I wanted you to shave my legs, I had no doubt in my mind.
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I'm the big bad wolf Now let the games begin
The Misheard: I am the big bad wolf I'm not a gangster pig
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Real Lyric: Money talk, bulls**t walk, ask Kris
The Misheard: Money talk, bulls**t walk, a*s crisp
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Real Lyric: Don't be so hard on yourself, no Learn to forgive, learn to let go
The Misheard: Don't be so hard on yourself, bro Thirty-four years, learn to let go
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Real Lyric: Pretty eyes, pirate's smile..
The Misheard: Pretty eyes, iris smile....
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Real Lyric: Red skies at night! Whoa oh, oh oh oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
The Misheard: Fred's got a knife! Whoa oh, oh oh oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
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Real Lyric: Lunatic Fringe
The Misheard: Louie takes reds
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Real Lyric: Blackout! I really had a blackout!
The Misheard: Play golf! I really had to play golf!
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