The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Caribbean Queen Now we're sharing the same dream And our hearts can beat as one
The Misheard: Carribou Queen Now we're sharing the same spleen Now our hearts can beat as one
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Real Lyric: Whose bed have your boots been under?
The Misheard: Boots day, happy boots day and yonder.
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Real Lyric: Had two big horns and a wolly jaw
The Misheard: Two bit whore and a wounded paw
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Real Lyric: I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that
The Misheard: I'm not the kind of girl who give blow jobs like that!
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Real Lyric: There's something in your eyes I see. I won't betray your trust in me.
The Misheard: There's something in your eyes I see. Looks like a big fat purple bee.
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Real Lyric: thorugh the courtesy of Fred's two feet ...
The Misheard: through the courtesy of petro (as in petroleum) feet
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Real Lyric: Can't Buy Me Love
The Misheard: That puppy love
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Real Lyric: My lover has got no money, he has got his strong beliefs
The Misheard: My lover has got no money, he has got his trombone leased
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Real Lyric: and she's buying a stairway to heaven.
The Misheard: I'm a cheeseboy lying in a stairwell.
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Real Lyric: Something Takes a Part of Me You and I weren't meant to be A cheap f**k for me to lay Something takes a part of me
The Misheard: Something Takes a Part of Me You and I will never be Archie fought for me to live Something takes a part of me
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