The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Islands in the Stream
The Misheard: Violence in the streets
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Real Lyric: I can call you Betty And Betty when you call me You can call me Al
The Misheard: I can call you Betty And Betty when you call me You can call meow
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Real Lyric: Four that want to own me, two that want to stone me, one says she's a friend of mine.
The Misheard: Four that want to blow me, two that want to bone me, One says she's a friend of mom's.
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Real Lyric: Never meant to make your daughter cry. I apologize a thousand times.
The Misheard: Never meant to make your daughter cry. I apologize and tributize.
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Real Lyric: I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
The Misheard: I'm wide awake and I can see the POSIX guy is torn
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Real Lyric: Island girl
The Misheard: I like Girls
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Real Lyric: Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
The Misheard: Mister Charles Darwin had DeGaulle to ask
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Real Lyric: Newspaper taxis appear on the shore Waiting to take you away
The Misheard: Used paper taxis, the beer on the shore Waiting to take you away
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Real Lyric: And she'll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy took the T-Bird away.
The Misheard: And she'll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy put the dinner away.
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Real Lyric: And through it all She offers me protection A lot of love and affection Wether I'm right or wrong
The Misheard: And through it all She offers me protection A little rubber contraception Wether I'm right or wrong
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