The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 1881 thru 1890 of 54136
Real Lyric: Instant Karma's gonna get you...
The Misheard: Mrs. Carper's gonna get you...
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Real Lyric: A simple prop to occupy my time
The Misheard: A simple frock to occupy my time
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Real Lyric: You ain't no wilding out for the night fist thrower
The Misheard: You ain't no wilding out for the knife-fist thrower
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Real Lyric: And carry your heart into my arms
The Misheard: Carry a gun into my arms
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Real Lyric: But you, Why you wanna give me the run around
The Misheard: Yooo! Why you wanna smoke me whole damn pound
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Real Lyric: Is it a sure-fire way to speed things up
The Misheard: I know you got some so roll one up
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Real Lyric: You must've been high
The Misheard: Yo, Mr Bean, hi
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Real Lyric: images and distorted facts
The Misheard: even Jesus had distorted facts
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Real Lyric: I'll take you on, take you on, I Ache for love, ache for us, why
The Misheard: Take your one, take your one eye Beg for love, beg for it, swine
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Real Lyric: Ladies, it ain't easy bein' independent. Question: how'd you like this knowledge that I brought?
The Misheard: Ladies, it ain't easy bein' in a pendant. Question: how'd you like the sausage that I brought?
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