The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The pinball wizard has such a supple wrist
The Misheard: The pinball wizard has such a subtle rear
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Real Lyric: Try to see it once my way...
The Misheard: Trust you once my wife....
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Real Lyric: Finished with my woman cause she couldnīt help me with my mind.
The Misheard: Finished with my woman touching, nothing seemed to satisfy.
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Real Lyric: As I recall it ended much to soon ?
The Misheard: I got a crawling ant in my tutu.
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Real Lyric: Oye Como Va mi ritmo Bueno pa gosar mulata
The Misheard: Oye como va plinko bueno paco sa yaaaaaa
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Real Lyric: Hot patootie, bless my soul
The Misheard: Papa Juby, bless my soul
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Real Lyric: Its the stuff that dreams are made of
The Misheard: Its to stuff those green tomatoes
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Real Lyric: Somebody once told me the world is gonna rule me and I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kinda dumb with her fingers and her Thumb And the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed you the rules and I hit the ground running
The Misheard: Some people once told me that theworld was baloney and hot choclate couldn't stay away.Oh the chicken was done and the turkey was too dumb and the beef had stowed away. Oh the steak keeps comin, the steak keep comin that is until it hits the ground runnin
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Real Lyric: Somebody once told me the world is gonna rule me and I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kinda dumb with her fingers and her Thumb And the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed you the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back street You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow
The Misheard: Somebody once told me the world was baloney, I ain't the sharpest spool to be wed. She was lookin like rum with her finger in her bum and a cape like an elf's on her forhead.
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Real Lyric: I want to bathe with you in the sea...
The Misheard: I want to pee with you in the sea...
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