The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: revved up like a deuce another roller in the night.
The Misheard: wrapped up like a douche another roller in the night.
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Real Lyric: She's a brick----house
The Misheard: It's Aaaa----frica
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Real Lyric: She keeps her Moet et Chandon In her pretty cabinet
The Misheard: She keeps a moo in a shundle In a pretty cabinet
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Real Lyric: I Shot The Sheriff
The Misheard: I chopped the cherry
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible tough s**t!
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Real Lyric: Shake,shake,shake.Shake your booty
The Misheard: Shake,shake,shake.Shake your boobies.
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Real Lyric: "Take me down to the Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls are Pretty'
The Misheard: "Take Me Down To The Bare-Assed City..."
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Real Lyric: What I got you gotta get and put it in you
The Misheard: what i want, what i want is to hug and kiss you
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monsterostiy
The Misheard: Sapre him his life for these pork sausages
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Real Lyric: A soul in tension that's learning to fly...
The Misheard: My sole intention was learning to fly...
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