The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 1861 thru 1870 of 54136
Real Lyric: And I got that red lip classic thing that you like
The Misheard: And I got that Brad Pitt classic thing that you like
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Real Lyric: Already made up my mind
The Misheard: Already laid her
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Real Lyric: "Who wants a raise, Who needs a stake?"
The Misheard: "Who wants a raise, Who needs a STEAK?"
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Real Lyric: "Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank God"
The Misheard: "Just wakin up in the mornin got a fake eye"
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Real Lyric: Don't cry my precious one, coz I ain't got no sympathy for you
The Misheard: Don't cry my precious wankers I ain't got no sympathy for you
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Real Lyric: A 21st century whore
The Misheard: A 24 cent cherry whore
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Real Lyric: You have to believe we are magic
The Misheard: The captain believes we are magic
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Real Lyric: Eli's comin', hide your heart, girl
The Misheard: Eli's comin', hide your pot, girl
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Real Lyric: PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME NOW!!! PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME NOW!!!
The Misheard: PLEASE PLEASE KILL ME NOW!!! PLEASE PLEASE KILL ME NOW!!!
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Real Lyric: I only call you when itīs half past five.
The Misheard: I only call you when itīs hot as f*ck.
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