The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hey, wait I got a new complaint
The Misheard: Hey, hey, I gotta lose some weight
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Real Lyric: Never meant to make your daughter cry.
The Misheard: Never meant to make your dog it crack.
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Real Lyric: Whiskey in the Jar-o
The Misheard: Whiskey and a Gyro
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Real Lyric: Annie okay, your okay, your okay annie.
The Misheard: Anie oakley,your oakley, your oakley annie.
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Real Lyric: From a great height...
The Misheard: From the grave I...
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Real Lyric: Whos's that casting devious stares in my direction?
The Misheard: who's that casting D.V upstairs in my direction?
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Real Lyric: Hey mr. tambourine man, play a song for me
The Misheard: Hey mr. tambourine man, yellow submarine
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Real Lyric: I got my hash pipe
The Misheard: I got my ass wiped
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer Tiny Dancer Count the headlights on the highway Lay me down in sheets of linen
The Misheard: Hold my clothes and tie me down, sir Count my headlight comin' your way Lay me down in sheets of lemon
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Real Lyric: I kind of always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
The Misheard: I thought I was cool cuz I kissed your girlfriend.
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