The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: A cheap f**k for me to lay
The Misheard: Archie fought for me to leave
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage
The Misheard: The spider on my leg crying, "Still just a rat in a cage."
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Real Lyric: And little Early Burly came by in his curly wurly and asked me if i needed a ride
The Misheard: And little Early Birdy gave his anus girl a whirly and asked me if I needed a ride.
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Real Lyric: blitzkreig bop
The Misheard: lets drink pop
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Real Lyric: When Suzie wore her dresses tight
The Misheard: And Suzie Woman, dressed up right.
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Real Lyric: Just like the ocean under the moon, It's the same as the emotion that I get from you. You've got the kind of love that can be so smooth. Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it.
The Misheard: Just like the ocean under the moon, It's the stainless steel motion that I get from you. You've got the kind of love that can be so smooth. Give me your heart. Make the real Horace forget about it.
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Real Lyric: He takes a wiskee drink, he takes a voldka drink,
The Misheard: he takes a wiskee drink, he takes a choclate drink...
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Real Lyric: Strumming My Pain With His Fingers
The Misheard: Strong In My Pants With His Fingers
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Real Lyric: Should have seen just what was there, and not some holy light
The Misheard: Should have seen just what was there, and not some horny lie
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Real Lyric: I felt the hate rise up in me, Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves, I wander around where you cant see, Inside my shell i wait and bleed
The Misheard: I felt the cake rise up in me, Kneel down and puke it on the leaves, I ran around where you can't see, All by myself i puke and leave
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