The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Focus on your ability
The Misheard: Bump, it's under your bed
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Real Lyric: And this is supposed to match The darkness that you felt
The Misheard: So this is for the mash The doctor said you fell
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Real Lyric: After the show is the after party And after the party's the hotel lobby
The Misheard: After the show is the after party And after the party's the hope jalopy
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Real Lyric: Some legends are told Some turn to dust or to gold You will remember me Remember me for centuries
The Misheard: Some legends are told Some turn to glazed donut holes You will remember me Remember me for centipedes
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Real Lyric: tell me when it kicks in
The Misheard: tummy belly kicks in
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Real Lyric: Hello, hello (hola!) I'm at a place called Vertigo (dónde está!)
The Misheard: Hello, hello (hora!) I'm at a place called Vertigo (Sou desu ka?)
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Real Lyric: I don't expect to be a winner
The Misheard: I don't expect to be a weiner
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Real Lyric: Cut the heart from a lonely life
The Misheard: Cut the heart from a lonely wife
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Real Lyric: Life owes me nothing, I have tasted everything, But I can't wait much longer (wait much longer) now I'm feeling stronger
The Misheard: Lifeboats mean nothing I have tasted everything, But I can't win much longer (win much longer) now I'm feeling stronger
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Real Lyric: Don't marry her, f**k me
The Misheard: Don't marry her for me
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