The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: i guess that's why they call it the blues
The Misheard: i guess that's why they call it bamboo
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Real Lyric: He jacked the little bitty baby The man has got to be insane They say the spell that he was under The lightnin' and the thunder Knew that someone had to stop the rain
The Misheard: He took this itty bitty baby And rammed it underneath the train They say the the cloud the he was under The lightning and the thunder That man has got to be insane
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Real Lyric: A denial, a denial.....
The Misheard: Bloody nail, bloody nail.....
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Real Lyric: I'm not that innocent
The Misheard: I'm not that indecent
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Real Lyric: Jungle Love!
The Misheard: Shangri La!
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: Whispers in the shade its a lonely feeling
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Real Lyric: When I want something, man, I don't want to pay for it.
The Misheard: When I want some beer, man, I don't want to pay for it.
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in self defense
The Misheard: I shot the sheriff, but I swear it was in sucky pants
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Real Lyric: One eye is taken for an eye.
The Misheard: One night you're taken for a ride.
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Real Lyric: I been doing it since I was a young kid and I come out grinnin'.
The Misheard: I been doing it since I was a young man and I come out wet now.
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