The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My daddy tried to bore me with a sermon
The Misheard: My daddy tried to burn me with a sunlamp
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Real Lyric: roller coaster ... of love
The Misheard: burn a poster ... for love
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Real Lyric: "...And little early birdy came by in his curly-whirly, and asked me if I needed a ride."
The Misheard: "... and little early birdy gave my anus curly-whirly, and asked me if I needed a ride."
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Real Lyric: Ich hab mir "f**k off" auf den Arsch tätowiert!
The Misheard: Rag doll...deeba dobba doobie
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Real Lyric: my heart will go on
The Misheard: my fart will go on
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Real Lyric: But then worst of all You never call Baby when you say you will
The Misheard: But then worst of all Neanderthal Baby if you say you will
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Real Lyric: I'm blue... da ba dee da ba die
The Misheard: I'm blue, I would beat off a guy, I would beat off a guy, I would beat off a guy
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Real Lyric: Jitterbug Jitterbug Jitterbug Jitterbug
The Misheard: Cheesebug Cheesebug Cheesebug Cheesebug
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Real Lyric: She's so lucky, She's a star, but she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart.
The Misheard: She's so lucky, She's a star, but she fly, fly, flies in the lonely night.
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Real Lyric: I like big Butts and I cannot lie You other brothers cant deny
The Misheard: I like hott slutts and I cannot lie. Your other father cant make Pie
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