The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: If theres a bustle in your hedge row dont be a lone there, Its just the spring clean of the may queen
The Misheard: If theres a buzzard in your hedge row dont be alarmed there, Its just the sprinkling of the day queen.
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Real Lyric: Hush hush, keep it down now -- voices carry
The Misheard: Oh, hush.. keep it down now, princess carrie..
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Real Lyric: Seeking out the poorman's quarters where the ragged people go
The Misheard: Seeking out the poor for quarters, where the ragged people go
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Real Lyric: The crystal chandelier lights up the paintings on your wall , the marble statuetts are standing stately in the hall ,
The Misheard: ...the marbles that you etched are standing in the halls
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Real Lyric: I got fire in my mind. I get higher in my walkin', And I'm glowin' in the dark; I give you warnin'.
The Misheard: I've got hair in my mouth, I can't hide it when I'm walkin' And I'm glowin' in the dark every mornin'.
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Real Lyric: Little Red Corvette
The Misheard: Cigarette Collette
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Real Lyric: Any Way the wind blows.
The Misheard: Hit me with a window.
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Real Lyric: Your brown skin shinin in the sun.
The Misheard: Your boobs keep shinin in the sun
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Real Lyric: ... might as well face it / you're addicted to love
The Misheard: mind the square faces / you're addicted to love
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Real Lyric: Ambition makes you look pretty ugly
The Misheard: This sure makes you look pretty ugly
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