The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Though I try to hide it, it's clear My world crumbles when you are not there
The Misheard: Though I try to hide it, it's clear I whomp couples when you are not near
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Real Lyric: And I'm living off of grass and the drippings from the ceiling
The Misheard: And I'm living off of grass and the drippings of my semen
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Real Lyric: We're off to never-never land
The Misheard: We're rockin like an avalanche
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Real Lyric: When Smokey sings I hear violins
The Misheard: When Smokey sings I hear violence
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Real Lyric: waterloo
The Misheard: i've go to go loo
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Real Lyric: she's giving me ex-ci-ta-tion
The Misheard: she's giving me ex-al-ta-tion
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Real Lyric: the New York Times' effect on man.
The Misheard: New York has a better man
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Real Lyric: out of reach
The Misheard: gonorrhoea
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: No dogs are Kazan in the classroom
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Real Lyric: I'm blue, Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die...
The Misheard: I'm blue, I'm in need of a diet...
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