The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 18301 thru 18310 of 54134
Real Lyric: how can u have any pudding if u dont eat ur meat
The Misheard: how can u have any chicken if u dont eat ur meat
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I was born on Olympus.
The Misheard: I was born out of intercourse.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: You what?! Tin roof - rusted.
The Misheard: Say what? En route...busted!
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: declare the pennies on your eyes
The Misheard: put leather panties on your eyes
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Hold Me Closer Tiny Dancer
The Misheard: Hold Me Closer Tony Danza
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: All your sickness, I can suck it up.
The Misheard: And you insist, I can suck a duck.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Should have been gone
The Misheard: Enjoy the paradise You're thinking I'm the b***h Can't you see You've hurt somebody
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not near
The Misheard: I blow bubbles when you are not near
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: let it be
The Misheard: i wanna take a long peeee
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: Take my advice, put up a parking lot
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.