The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: One love feeds the fire
The Misheard: One log feeds the fire
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Real Lyric: arms raised
The Misheard: palm trees
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Real Lyric: Give me two pina coladas, one for each hand
The Misheard: Give me 2 pina coladas, one furry chick...
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Real Lyric: islands in the stream, that is what we are.
The Misheard: I live in the stream, that is what we are.
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Real Lyric: ba-ba-ba ba-barbara ann
The Misheard: ba-ba-ba ba-bomb our land
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Real Lyric: scar tissue that I wish you saw Sarcastic mr. know it all
The Misheard: lard issue that tissue paw elastic mr. know git mall
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Real Lyric: I fought the law and the law won
The Misheard: Hop off the lawn and the dog won
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Real Lyric: walk like an egyptian
The Misheard: walk with an erection
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Real Lyric: Tropical, the island breeze
The Misheard: Chocolate-coated island beans
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Real Lyric: Pyschosomatic, addict insane
The Misheard: Psychosomatic alacazane
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