The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Platform Ticket
The Misheard: that von dickhead
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Real Lyric: If you want to be with me baby there's a price to pay
The Misheard: If want to be with me baby thats a big mistake
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Real Lyric: I won’t disturb the slumber of feelings that have died.
The Misheard: I won't disturb the slumber of aliens that have died.
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Real Lyric: Observing the hypocrites
The Misheard: Hubba-hubba hobbis the hibhobris
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Real Lyric: Should have been dead On a Sunday morning Banging my head No time for mourning Ain't got no time
The Misheard: Shoulda been there on a sunday morning banging in my bed, no time for moaning aint got no time
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I missed the trains down in Africa
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Real Lyric: you gotta work your jelly
The Misheard: you gotta work your jetlag
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Real Lyric: Hey hey Momma, said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you grove...
The Misheard: Hey hey drumma, said the way you groove, gonna make you wet, gonna make you looove...
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Real Lyric: Everybody had matching towels
The Misheard: everybody has magic towelies
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Real Lyric: he just smiled an gave me a vegemite sandwich
The Misheard: he just smiled and gave me a bite of his sandwich
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