The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Listen to the wise listen to the wise listen to the wise listen to the wise listen to the wise man
The Misheard: Tell me i'm a bat tell me i'm a bat tell me i'm a bat tell me i'm a bat tell me i'm a bat man
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Real Lyric: Nineteen, your eyes are glowing to my beating heart Oh, it seems like it is fine as my hand is moving up your arm
The Misheard: Nineteen, your eyes are glowing to my beating heart Oh, it seems like you just farted as my hand is moving up your arm
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Real Lyric: at the dollhouse in Ft. Lauderdale
The Misheard: at the dog house in Ft. Lauderdale
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Real Lyric: So you can keep me Inside the pocket Of your ripped jeans Holdin' me closer 'Til our eyes meet
The Misheard: So you can keep me Inside the pocket Of your ripped jeans Holdin' me closer until our eyes bleed
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Real Lyric: You have no scars on your face
The Misheard: You have nose cars on your face
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Real Lyric: I am not a word, I am not a line
The Misheard: I am not a bird, I am not a lawn
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Real Lyric: I am not a word, I am not a line
The Misheard: I am not a bird, I am not a lawn
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Real Lyric: I bite my tongue And I wanna scream out You can be with me now
The Misheard: Ah buh bah duh/I bought mah duck An' I wanna scream out You be with me now
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Real Lyric: Like a dog without a bone An actor out on loan
The Misheard: Like a dog without a bone And heck, we're out of rum
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Real Lyric: The war is already won
The Misheard: The war is a ready one
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