The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: i cant get from the cab to the curb without some little jerk on my back.
The Misheard: i cant get to captain kirk without some little jerk on my back.
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Real Lyric: My friends call me bear crawl
The Misheard: My friends call me Dirt Ball
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Real Lyric: Burning out His Fuse Up Here Alone
The Misheard: Hurling Down His Shoes On Everyone!
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Real Lyric: She's About a Mover
The Misheard: She's a Bottom Mover
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Real Lyric: We are spirits in the material world
The Misheard: hey i'm steerin' into my cereal bowl.
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Real Lyric: Would you exchange a walk-on part in the war For a lead role in a cage?
The Misheard: Would you exchange a walk on part of the wall For a leaf rolled in a cage
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Real Lyric: Glowin' like the metal on the edge of a knife
The Misheard: Glowin' like the metal on the edge of the night
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Real Lyric: "in your head, in your head"
The Misheard: "eat our heads! eat our heads!"
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Real Lyric: The Shoes on my feet, I bought it. The clothes i'm wearin', I bought it. etc... . . . 'Cos i depend on me
The Misheard: the shoes on my feet, Alf Garnett. the clothes i'm wearin' Alf Garnett. etc.. . . . 'Cos I depend on meat
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Real Lyric: Eyes Without A Face
The Misheard: I'll supply the fish.
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