The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: the bar tender looks up from his want ads
The Misheard: the bar tender looks up from his wallet
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Real Lyric: She had sightless eyes
The Misheard: She had me circumcised.
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Real Lyric: "What I need is a good defense"
The Misheard: "What I need is a good creme rinse"
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles...
The Misheard: I will go down with this s**t and I will poop my hands out, and surrender
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Real Lyric: They took the credit for your second symphony...
The Misheard: They took the credit for your sick and simple needs..
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Real Lyric: She can't find a better man
The Misheard: she can't find the butter-man.
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Real Lyric: Would you exchange a walk-on part in the war for the lead role in a cage
The Misheard: Would you exchange a walk on part in the war For the lead on weevil cake
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Real Lyric: When I was an alien, cultures weren't opinions.
The Misheard: when I was an idiot, vultures ate athenians.
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Real Lyric: She had the sightless eyes
The Misheard: She had the sightly sighs
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Real Lyric: Don't go out tonight, there's a bad moon on the rise.
The Misheard: Don't go out tonight, there's a bathroom on the right.
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