The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: the preacher talked to me and he smiled
The Misheard: the creature talked to me and he smiled. :)
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Real Lyric: Penny Lane, the barber shaves another customer
The Misheard: Penny Lane, the barber shoots another customer
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Real Lyric: picyure this we were both butt naked
The Misheard: picture this we were both cupcaking
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Real Lyric: Digging for kryptonite on this one way street
The Misheard: Digging for kryptonite on this one red street
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba de da ba di da ba dee da ba daa da ba dee da ba daa
The Misheard: I'm blue I'm in need of guy. I'm gay and I'm in need of guy. I need another gay guy.
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Real Lyric: Desmond lets the children lend a hand
The Misheard: Desmond wrecks the children, lend a hand
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Real Lyric: You can dance, you can dive, having the time of your life
The Misheard: Take a chance, you can die, having the prime of your life
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Real Lyric: Whatcha doin' on your back?
The Misheard: Whatcha doin' at your brothers wedding?
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Real Lyric: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
The Misheard: Are you going to scarper, old friend?
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Real Lyric: Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs. Feed it off an aux speak, grunt, no, strength, Ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height.
The Misheard: I am a hurricane, listen to yourself, turn worse at the wrong knees. Something's wrong with those bees. Feed it like a goat feeds. God knows, straight nuts. The hash is getting stronger cause I feel high...
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