The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Doing it like a lady
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Real Lyric: All of the nights Why did my lover have to pick last night To get down Doesn't it matter That I have to feed the both of us Employment's down
The Misheard: All of my life Why did my brother have to pick last night to get killed? Doesn't it matter that I have to fear for both of us from Gorbechev
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Real Lyric: A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido.
The Misheard: A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, I'm a Beatle
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Real Lyric: It's two sailors and they're on leave
The Misheard: It's two sayters in New Orleens
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Real Lyric: Making love in the afternoon with Cecilia, up in my bedroom
The Misheard: Making love in the afternoon with Cecilia, up and down and through
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Real Lyric: ...so I throw my cards on your table
The Misheard: ... so I grow my pot on your table
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Real Lyric: Nobody calling on the phone, Except the Pope maybe in Rome
The Misheard: Nobody coughing on the floor, Except the Pope maybe in Rome.
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Real Lyric: Ivory Madonna
The Misheard: I'm a green banana
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Real Lyric: Cheap wine and a three day growth
The Misheard: She's cryin' and a teenage wolf
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Real Lyric: and the telex writer's clattered where the gunships once had been but the car parks made me jumpy
The Misheard: and the telex writer's clattered where the gunship ports had been and car parts make me jumpy
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