The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Give the past a slip.
The Misheard: Give your pants a slip.
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Real Lyric: We are the champions.
The Misheard: We are the trampolines
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Real Lyric: The sun gets weary and the sun goes down ever since the watermaelon
The Misheard: the sun gets weary and the sun goes down i put my penis in a blender and drank it
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Real Lyric: I can take a little drink and shout out, "she's with me."
The Misheard: I can take a little drink and shout out, "chicken leg."
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: With the birds in the shed, it's a lonely view.
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Real Lyric: Tommy's got his six string in hock
The Misheard: Tommy got his six string high
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Real Lyric: a mullato an albino a mosquito my libido
The Misheard: a mugato a big rhino im a skater and i feel low
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Real Lyric: A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one.
The Misheard: A trucker's dream if I ever did see one.
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Real Lyric: So goodbye yellow brick road Where the dogs of society howl You can't plant me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough
The Misheard: So Good Bye Yellow Brick Road Where The Dogs of Society Howl You can't let me in your penthouse I'm going back to my cloud
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Real Lyric: Every day is so wonderful And suddenly, it's hard to breathe Now and then, I get insecure From all the fame, I'm so ashamed
The Misheard: every day is so wonderful and suddenly, i need a wee now and then, i get insecure from all the pain, im so ashamed.
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