The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We wore stolen hats, fitted soles
The Misheard: We wore stolen hearts, fitted souls
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Real Lyric: "...and I haven't seen a pupil in his eyes for 16 days."
The Misheard: "...and I haven't seen a pimple in his eyes for 16 days."
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Real Lyric: I found solace in the strangest place
The Misheard: I found silence in the strangest place
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Real Lyric: Put on your war paint.
The Misheard: Throw on your herpes
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Real Lyric: Just bottles and I'm buying everybody one each
The Misheard: Just bottles and a pint,everybody won't eat
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Real Lyric: I said, "Do you speak my language?" He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich.
The Misheard: He just smiled and gave me a bite of his sandwich.
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Real Lyric: I wanna run through the halls of my high school I wanna scream at the top of my lungs
The Misheard: I wanna run through the halls of my high school I wanna scream at the taco of my lungs.
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Real Lyric: I was born in a crossfire hurricane
The Misheard: I was born in a class five hurricane
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Real Lyric: "Big ol' jet airliner"
The Misheard: "Big ol' Jed in a lineup"
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Real Lyric: Kills me how you love me then you cut me down, I do the same
The Misheard: Kiss me hard. You love me then you cut me down, auf wiedersehen
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