The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true. Wanted a woman, never bargained for you.
The Misheard: Been Dazed and confused for so long its not true. A one legged woman, I never bargained for you.
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Real Lyric: Don't tread on me
The Misheard: Sadultra un day
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Real Lyric: over Mulholland
The Misheard: over Val Halla
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Real Lyric: Help me Rhonda, help, help me, Rhonda
The Misheard: Help me Robert, help, help me, Robert
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Real Lyric: Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus Come on and rock me Amadeus
The Misheard: Hot potatoes hot potatoes Hot potatoes hot potatoes Come on and rock me hot potatoes
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Real Lyric: Got my first real six-string. Bought it at the five and dime.
The Misheard: Got my first real extremes boarded until five and done
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.
The Misheard: Spy on my rage, I am still just having a cage.
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Real Lyric: Sitting on a park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intents.
The Misheard: Sitting on a park bench, Five little girls with battered heads.
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Real Lyric: sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing
The Misheard: sweet land of liberty, of V.I.C.
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Real Lyric: Dreams of war, dreams of lies, dreams of dragonsfire, and of things that will bite, yeah!
The Misheard: Dreams of war, dreams of lies, dreams of dragonsfire, and of baked apple pie, yeah!
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