The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She's a lucky; she's a star;but she cries,cries,cries in her lonely heart.
The Misheard: she's a lucky; she's a star but she cries, cries, cries, in the lonely bar.
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Real Lyric: I got my head shaved By a jumbo-jet
The Misheard: I got my head checked By Agent Bojay
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Real Lyric: Out past the cornfields where the woods got heavy.
The Misheard: My glass of coffee, one of us has gotta have it!
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Real Lyric: 'Cause we're livin in a world of fools...
The Misheard: 'Cause we're a lemon in a world of fruits!
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Real Lyric: Big old jet airliner
The Misheard: Lay me down on the lino
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Real Lyric: I see a little silhouetto of a man
The Misheard: I see a little silhouetto of a moose
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Real Lyric: Strumming my pain with his fingers.
The Misheard: Strong in my pants with his fingers
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Real Lyric: So wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully pretty
The Misheard: So want a flea? want a flea? want a flea? pity.
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Real Lyric: Born is the King of Israel
The Misheard: Born is the King of peace and hell
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Real Lyric: Who's gonna ride that chrome three wheeler?
The Misheard: Who's gonna ride that home sweet rear?
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