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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Dire Straits

    Song: Money For Nothing

    Real Lyric: We've got to move these refrigerators. We've got to move these color TVs.

    The Misheard: We've got some movies, refrigerators. We've got some movies, color TV.

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Better Man

    Real Lyric: Cant find a better man.

    The Misheard: Cant find a pyramid

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    Artist: Nazareth

    Song: Hair Of The Dog

    Real Lyric: red hot mama ,velvet charmer

    The Misheard: red hot mama, mild jack jamma

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    Artist: Tag Team

    Song: Whoomp, There It Is

    Real Lyric: Whoomp, There It Is

    The Misheard: Whoomp, Shredded lettuce.

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    Artist: Smashing Pumpkins

    Song: Tonight, Tonight

    Real Lyric: the impossible is possible tonight.

    The Misheard: Pass the ball, just pass the ball tonight.

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Eleanor Rigby

    Real Lyric: Eleanor Rigby...

    The Misheard: Elmo 'n' a rug beetle...

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Day Tripper

    Real Lyric: She's a big teaser

    The Misheard: She's a big diesel

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    Artist: Radiohead

    Song: Electioneering

    Real Lyric: I will stop, I will stop at nothin Say the right things When electioneering I trust I can rely on your vote When I go forwards You go backwards And somewhere we will meet Riot shields, voodoo economics It's just business Cattle prods and the IMF I trust I can rely on your vote

    The Misheard: Iron stop, iron stop or nothing Satyrs writhing When erection nearing I trust I can rely on your boat When I go forwards You go backwards And someone weilding meat Biting sheep, you do economics Itches b**thes Catatroph and ahhhh, uhhhh, uhhh

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    Artist: Radiohead

    Song: Karma Police

    Real Lyric: He's like a detuned radio

    The Misheard: He likes a dead geranium

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    Artist: Fugees

    Song: Killing Me Softly With His Song

    Real Lyric: Strumming dub plates with our fingers, Eliminate sounds with our song, Killing a sound boy with this sound, Killing a sound boy with this sound

    The Misheard: Strumming my pain with his fingers, Singing my life with this song, Killing me softly with his song, killing me softly with his song

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