The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My love is vengeance That's never free
The Misheard: Our love is messy Let's never breed
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Real Lyric: Livin' Lovin' She's Just a Woman
The Misheard: Livin' Lovin' Life underwater.
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Real Lyric: oh what fun it is to ride, in a one horse, open sleigh.
The Misheard: oh what fun it is to ride, in a one horse, open leg.
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Real Lyric: Like a drifter I was born to walk alone.
The Misheard: Like a twister I was born to walk alone.
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Real Lyric: My mother and my brothers used to breathe in clean air And dreaming I'm a doctor
The Misheard: My mother and my father used to leave me alone Dreaming I'm adopted
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch yeah She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
The Misheard: She sees a hat and she takes it off the top shelf She reaches in and grabs my polio heart
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Real Lyric: WIth the birds I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: The wet birds of shame are as lonely as you
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Real Lyric: Leave a message and I'll call you back
The Misheard: Leave the messy genitals you bear
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Real Lyric: Gypsies, tramps and thieves We'd hear it from the people of the town They'd call us gypsies, tramps and thieves But every night all the men would come around And lay their money down
The Misheard: Gypsies, Chimpanzees You here it from the people of the town they'd call us Gypsies, Chimpanzees But every night all the men would come around And lay the monkey down
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Real Lyric: I was up above it.
The Misheard: I was just a butthead.
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