The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She was lookin' kind of dumb With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an L on her forehead.
The Misheard: She was lookin' kind of dumb With her finger in her thumb And the shape of her nail on her forehead.
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do it like a lady
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Real Lyric: War, f**k the system. War, f**k the system, f**k the system.
The Misheard: War, f**k your sister. War, f**k your sister, f**k your sister.
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna swallow my pride, say I'm sorry, stop pointing fingers the blame is on me.
The Misheard: I'm gonna swallow on my pride, say I'm lonely, stomp on my fingers, the blame is on me.
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Real Lyric: Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?
The Misheard: I can breathe again I can breathe again
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not here
The Misheard: I wear goggles when you are not here
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Real Lyric: And I miss you like the deserts miss the rain
The Misheard: And I miss you like a desert's mystery
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Real Lyric: Got canned heat in my heels tonight
The Misheard: Got canned beef on my heels tonight
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Real Lyric: Hike up your skirt a little more And show the world to me
The Misheard: Hike up your skirt, little boy And show the world to me
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap
The Misheard: Dirty Deeds, Done with Sheep
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