The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked By a jumbo jet It wasn't easy But nothing is, no
The Misheard: I got my head shaved By a trojan It wasn't easy But methane is
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Real Lyric: Give me fuel. Give me fire. Give me that which I desire.
The Misheard: Give me fuel. Give me fire. Give me double D desire.
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Real Lyric: Why Can't We Be Friends? Why Can't We Be Friends?
The Misheard: Like a queasy bear, like a queasy bear
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Real Lyric: But she stings like a bee
The Misheard: But she stinks like your pee
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Real Lyric: You make me weep I wanna die
The Misheard: You make me eat I'm on a diet
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Real Lyric: Lay down Sally
The Misheard: plate of salad
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Real Lyric: "So put me on the highway-"
The Misheard: "Some p***y on the highway-"
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Real Lyric: staying alive, staying alive
The Misheard: stinging the light, stinging the light
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Real Lyric: These wounds they will not heal
The Misheard: These wounds they taste like eel
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Real Lyric: Jump, Jive, and then you wail, you gotta
The Misheard: Drunk drive then you kill a family
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