The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: revved up like a deuce another runner in the night
The Misheard: wrapped up like a douche another ruler in the night
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Real Lyric: Im just a girl, all pretty and petite.
The Misheard: Im just a girl, a pretty amputee.
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Real Lyric: The Cuervo gold, the fine Columbian
The Misheard: And where you go, the pine cone knows
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Real Lyric: Time to take her home. Her dizzy head is conscience-laden.
The Misheard: Time to take her home. Her daisy head is cartoon slated.
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Real Lyric: With the lights out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us.
The Misheard: For the last time, Jesus saves us Here we are now, fish containers I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, fish containers.
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Real Lyric: Yes, Jesus loves me...
The Misheard: Yes, Jesus slugs me...
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Real Lyric: crawling in my skin these wounds they will not heal
The Misheard: crawling in my skin these wounds they will MARIA!
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Real Lyric: So don't debate, a player straight
The Misheard: So don't debate, you're either gay or straight
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Real Lyric: Growin' up leads to growin' old and dyin' and dyin' to me don't sound like all that much fun.
The Misheard: Growin' up leads to going on a date with Diane and Diane to me don't sound like all that much fun.
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
The Misheard: Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard. Wheee!
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