The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm a survivor. I'm not gonna give up. I'm not gonna stop. I'm gonna work harder.
The Misheard: I'm a survivor. Just nicked a fiver. Jumped on the bus and beat up the driver. Thought it was funny. Nicked all his money. I'm a survivor. Still got my fiver!
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Real Lyric: The club is full of ballas and their pockets full grown.
The Misheard: The club is full of bottles and the pockets are full of grub.
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Real Lyric: Never meant to make your daughter cry. I apologise a trillion times.
The Misheard: Never meant to make your daughter cry. I apologise for you entirely.
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Real Lyric: I laid a divorsee in New York City.
The Misheard: I later did the same in New York City,
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Real Lyric: Blew out my flip flop, Stepped on a pop top
The Misheard: Blew out my flip flop, stepped on a pop tart
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Real Lyric: Deck the Halls with baughs of holly.
The Misheard: deck the halls with bras of holly.
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Real Lyric: Stalks his prey in the night
The Misheard: Stalks his bread in the night
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Real Lyric: Stop in the name of love, before you break my heart.
The Misheard: Stop in the neighborhood, before you break the law.
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Real Lyric: B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
The Misheard: B-B-B-Belly on my chest
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Real Lyric: I've got my 45 on so I can rock on.
The Misheard: I've got my 45 on so I can draw a gun.
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