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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Bon Jovi

    Song: It's My Life

    Real Lyric: This ain't a song for the broken hearted.

    The Misheard: Lets sing a song for the broken hearted.

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Take A Chance On Me

    Real Lyric: When you're all alone and the pretty birds have flown

    The Misheard: When you're all alone and the feeling hurts, da-dum

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Oops I Did It Again

    Real Lyric: I played with your heart, got lost in the game

    The Misheard: I babyed your heart, got lost in the cave

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    Artist: Robbie Williams

    Song: Millenium

    Real Lyric: Some say that we are players, some say that we're pawns, but we've been making money since the day that we were born.

    The Misheard: Some say that we are players, some say that we watch porn, but we've been spankin' monkeys since the day that we were born.

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    Artist: Billy Ocean

    Song: Caribbean Queen

    Real Lyric: Caribbean Queen

    The Misheard: Carry Me a Twitch

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    Artist: Theme Songs

    Song: Flintstones

    Real Lyric: Flintstones, meet the Flintstones, they're the modern Stone Age family

    The Misheard: Flintstones, meet the Flintstones, they're the Modern Storage family

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    Artist: Blind Melon

    Song: No Rain

    Real Lyric: I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today

    The Misheard: I'd like to keep my keen androgyny

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Rocket Man

    Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning up his fuse up here alone.

    The Misheard: Rocket man, burning up the fuse I have alone

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    Artist: Steve Miller Band

    Song: Jet Airliner

    Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner

    The Misheard: Better not get outta line-o

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    Artist: Pat Benatar

    Song: Love Is a Battlefield

    Real Lyric: Love is a battle field

    The Misheard: Love is a ferris wheel.

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