The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Stolen by bad poetry
The Misheard: Stolen by burning poetry
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Real Lyric: Thoughts go on holiday
The Misheard: Dogs go on holiday
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Real Lyric: Life's what you make it so here it comes
The Misheard: Life's what you make it so live with clones
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Real Lyric: My friends and my family's there
The Misheard: My friends and my family's dead
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Real Lyric: This time baby I'll be Bulletproof
The Misheard: This time baby I'll be Flipper
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Real Lyric: You've got the love, you've got the love
The Misheard: You cut the lawn, you cut the lawn
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Real Lyric: But if you like causing trouble up in hotel rooms
The Misheard: But if you like hot chocolate and the hotel approves
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Real Lyric: Is it the look in your eyes, or is it this dancing juice?
The Misheard: is it the look in your eyes, or is it the dancing Jews
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Real Lyric: I got the moves like Jagger
The Misheard: I got the moods like Jagger
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Real Lyric: Sugar, yes please, won't you come and put it down on me
The Misheard: Shut up, yes please, won't you come and put it down on me
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