The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be.
The Misheard: Come as you are, soaked in bleach, as I want you to be.
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Real Lyric: one who acts alone
The Misheard: wonder wax salon
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Real Lyric: strumming dub plates with our fingers
The Misheard: strumming my pain with his fingers
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Real Lyric: We've got to move these refrigerators, we've got to move these color tv's.
The Misheard: We got some movies, refrigerators, we got some movies called TV...
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Real Lyric: Just call me angel of the morning Just touch my cheek before you leave
The Misheard: Just call me angel of the morning Just crush my cheek before you leave me
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Real Lyric: I don't care too much for money Money can't buy me love.
The Misheard: I don't care too munch for money Money can't buy me love
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Real Lyric: Don't touch me please I cannot stand the way you tease
The Misheard: Don't touch me please I cannot stand the way you sneeze
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Real Lyric: Never made it as a wise man.
The Misheard: Never met another white man.
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Real Lyric: How many others would stay, just to put up with this s**t day after day.....
The Misheard: How many others would stay, just to put out with dishes day after day......
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Real Lyric: Don't mess with my toot-toot
The Misheard: Don't mess with my tutu
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