The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
The Misheard: You see, in the sky are diamonds.
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Real Lyric: Went to the dance lokking for romance
The Misheard: Went to the dance looking for a man
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Real Lyric: Macaroni plays the Mamba
The Misheard: My Coney Pays Tabonga. I googled Tabonga and found that it is an old monter from 1957. And my coney as in "Coney Island". So some one in Coney Island pays or paid the monster Tabonga back in 1957. And together they built the city. Hey I tried.
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Real Lyric: Eyeing little girls with bad intents...
The Misheard: Eyeing little girls with battered heads...
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Real Lyric: Like a drifter I was born to walk alone.
The Misheard: Like a twister I was born to walk alone.
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Real Lyric: i get knocked down but i get up again you ain't never gonna keep me down
The Misheard: i get no towels but i get up again you're never gonna give me towels
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Real Lyric: Let's all go DOwn to Dumas Walker
The Misheard: Let's all go Down into the swampyards
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Real Lyric: La-Ti-Da
The Misheard: Lucky Dog
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Real Lyric: Cracklin Rose you're a store bought woman
The Misheard: Cracklin Rose you're a starboard woman
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Real Lyric: he was too afraid to fly, so he never did land
The Misheard: he was too afraid to cry, so he'd never get laid
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