The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Warning, live without warning.
The Misheard: Morning left without warning.
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Real Lyric: dont cry dont raise your eyes its only teenage wasteland
The Misheard: dont cry dont braise your eye its only teenage waistband
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Real Lyric: I try to say goodbye and i choke..
The Misheard: I try to say goodbye now, machoke(a pokemon).
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Real Lyric: turn a whiter shade of pale
The Misheard: turn the ladder, shoot the pail
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Real Lyric: Whoa, here she comes She's a man eater
The Misheard: Whoa, here she comes She's a magneto
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Real Lyric: Change my pitch up Smack my b***h up
The Misheard: Take my picture Smack my b***h up
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Real Lyric: Watching as the pretty path is run
The Misheard: Watching as the pretty pansies run.
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Real Lyric: It's a girl, my Lord, in a flatbed Ford slowin' down to take a look at me
The Misheard: It's a girl, my Lord, in a bright red Ford, slowin' down to take a look at me
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Real Lyric: Give the past the slip
The Misheard: Give that face a slap
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Real Lyric: I can't help my feeling, I'll go out of my mind, These players come to get me, cause they'd like my behind.
The Misheard: I can't pick my boogers cause they're out of control, they're stuck in my nose and they jsut won't let go.
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