The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "...like a ghost in mid-july"
The Misheard: Like a ghost in Michael's eye
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Real Lyric: She keeps her Moet et Chandon in her pretty cabinet. Let them eat cake, she says, just like Marie Antoinette
The Misheard: She keeps a-mowing her chamber, little pretty cabinet, hipedee case she said, just like where we ought to live!
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Real Lyric: Call me when you try to wake her
The Misheard: Co-menu jar-may-cer
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Real Lyric: Be free with your tempo
The Misheard: Be free with your temple
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Real Lyric: She's precocious and she knows just What it takes to make a pro blush
The Misheard: She's precocious and she knows just What it takes to make a crow blush
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Real Lyric: She never takes a chance
The Misheard: She never takes a s**t
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Real Lyric: How my poor heart aches...
The Misheard: How my pooh hole aches...
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Real Lyric: Tonight you calmed my restlessness
The Misheard: Tonight you called my breasts love nests
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Real Lyric: I was dreaming of a lake, dreaming of the water where I'd rise like a Phoenix.
The Misheard: I was dreaming of a lake, dreaming of the water where I'd rise like a penis.
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Real Lyric: You were scared, but I told you, 'Open up your eyes'
The Misheard: You was dead but I told you, 'Open Up Your Eyes'
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