The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm only a man with a phony red sheet.
The Misheard: I'm more than a man, I'm more than a sheep.
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Real Lyric: Got my 45 on so I can rock on.
The Misheard: Got my 45 arms so I can walk on.
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Real Lyric: im more then a man,in a silly red sheet
The Misheard: im more then a bird ,some foreign red sheep
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Real Lyric: Standin on your mama's porch, you told me that you'd wait forever
The Misheard: Standin on your mother's corpse, you told me that you'd wait forever
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Misheard: Show (Show!) Yo' (Yo!) p***y!
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: The dark lord has 'em in the classroom
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Real Lyric: Livin' la vida loca
The Misheard: Living to be a low cow.
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Real Lyric: You've got your ball, you've got your chain
The Misheard: You've got sh*& balls, You've got short change
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Real Lyric: I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink, kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky... You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours
The Misheard: I'm a gone little girl, in a fantasy world Dress me up, make it nice, I'm your dolly You're my doll, rock a roll, feel the glamour I stink, miss me here, clutch me there, hanky spanky... You can touch, if your gay, if you say: "I'm am a whore.
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Real Lyric: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic! you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation Come on Barbie, let's go party!
The Misheard: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world Lacking plastic, it's fantastic! you can brush my hair, Depress me anywhere Imagination, my wife is your vacation Come on Barbie, let's go potty!
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